I Hope The Mayans Were Right

Oh god, Dave Matthews is touring again. →

Dave Matthews has sold 17 million concert tickets. Seventeen million people. That’s about 1/10th the amount of people who voted in the 2008 presidential election. Therefore, in theory, Dave Matthews is a giant swing vote. If that doesn’t scare you, imagine this: Dave Matthews will be touring in the year of another presidential election, warping your brains, tryin’ ta make you think different. And do you want that? No. You don’t.

(Source: nedhepburn)


All I can promise you is that I believe she will be quite happy after tomorrow night… We’ll have a private dinner and hopefully exchange gifts and you know, reconnect a little bit.

Newt Gingrich talking about his Valentine’s Day plans with Callista. I’m glad I haven’t eaten yet today. (via kileyrae)

TMI Newt…TMI!!

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Just learned how painful it is to throw coffee back up.

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